Now that, is a power stance. Try and push him over I dare you.
(Source: handfulofhiddles, via wantstobelieve)
Unbalanced
Life is rarely truly balanced for anyone, but with two jobs, college, a fiance, and an obsession with TV, Anime, and Video Games, mine is always chaotic.
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what if people used famous renaissance paintings as reaction gifs instead of Sherlock and Glee pictures
this isn’t a renaissance painting
This
This post is perfect.
(Source: princessmugi, via impossible-clara-oswin-oswald)
My dear,
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages.
Books are cool, if you have to withhold yourself from someone for a bit in order for them to realize this then do so.
Truly yours,
John Samuel Waters
Truly yours,
John Samuel Waters
(via wadehiddles)
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
JESUS CRUST
Dad’s in a butter place…LMAO
(Source: secretsbest, via impossible-clara-oswin-oswald)
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
Hide your girlfriends, hide your wives, ‘cause Tom Hiddleston’s shaking up everybody’s sexuality around here.
(via onewhositswiththeturtles)
